Things I Shouldn’t Tell You by Shannan Calcutt
Featured New Work
March 12 – 15, 2026
Thursday, March 12 @ 7:30pm
Friday, March 13 @ 7:30pm
Saturday, March 14 @ 1:30pm & 7:30pm
Sunday, March 15 @ 1:30pm
Runtime: 2 hours, including a 15-minute intermission
Act One: 60 minutes
Intermission: 15 minutes
Act Two: 30-45 minute Talkback, Kindling Conversation
This show is intended for ages 16+
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Walterdale Theatre
10322 83 Ave NW
Don’t miss Irina Grobman’s Lobby Art Exhibit: Life and Light, on display during festival events I am Eagle and Things I Shouldn’t Tell You.
Tickets on sale now!
Adults $29.99, Students/Seniors $24.25 (plus applicable fees). Limited Pay-What-You-Will tickets are available. Group discounts available for 6+, or check out our Festival Passes, which are also on sale now!
Also check out the Workshop: Celebrate Your Ridiculousness with Shannan Calcutt on March 8!
Thank you to Servus Credit Union for supporting accessibility through our Pay-What-You-Will program.

Note from the Playwright
I truly believed mid-life would be a time in my life where I’d be thriving, but I somehow missed the memo on the crash-landing of second puberty. “Things I Shouldn’t Tell You” is a call to action for trumpeting our truths on topics too often considered faux pas, shameful or vulgar. It’s followed by a talkback— an invitation to be real together, to share both our trials and triumphs, and maybe, even vent a little!
About the Play
Known for her sharp wit and fearless performances, Shannan shares stories about her life, including the benefits of a magical mistress, a quick-fix vibrator, and a masterclass in plucking chin hairs, as she navigates the trials and triumphs of being a woman smack in the middle. “She’s a national treasure.” – CBC
“I laughed. I cried. I peed a little.”
– Debi Cornwall
– Ruth Naomi Floyd
– Molly Jenson
– Joey Borgogna
Artistic Team
Shannan Calcutt, Playwright & Performer
Jan Henderson, Director & Dramaturg
TJ Dawe, Director & Dramaturg







